Can you do PHP?
Really? You can!? OH, AWESOME! I need a loooot of PHP work done, if you're quite the PHP expert, and are willing to help, I will be willing to work something out in order to finally get this website finished. Poor little colonthree has been "under construction" for long over a year, and it's about time to do something about it!
Please, if you know any amazing PHP coders, send them over this way! You can help give birth to a great website! I have a lot of ideas, but alas, am not the coding type. Reply here or interested, or better yet, just shoot a PM over to BlueHippo.